John Mayer Loses Jennifer Aniston Over Twitter Addiction: Report

Look, it's one thing to lose a job offer over Twitter, but to lose Jennifer Aniston? Come on! Look, she's not as young as Angelina Jolie, but I'm sorry, I think she is as hot or hotter.

Oh, wow, back to the technology.

An unnamed (what else) source claims that Jennifer Aniston, 40, dumped John Mayer, 31, (for the umpteenth time) because he spent way to much time on Twitter. Yep. Not because of cheating or anything, but because of Twitter.

The pair started dating in April 2008, but have broken up several times. Last month at the Academy Awards they seemed pretty lovey-dovey. Perhaps Aniston was trying to show up Brangelina?

At any rate, the source said:

"John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say: 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back.

"Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

"Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?'."

At least, according to the source, Mayer took it like a man. But the real problem here is why does Aniston have so much trouble with her love life? She's beautiful, has an incredible body, is beautiful (heheh), and you have to know she's ready to settle down. She wants kids!

The age difference here might have been an issue, but who knows? Who knows if this Twitter story is even real? Hey, John, take a look at the above pic and the below pic, and see if you really think Twitter was really worth more time than Jen.

Hmm. Jennifer. Twitter. Twitter. Jennifer.